
Holistic therapy with a hint of magic
Holistic means healing a whole person; not just in the physical body, but in the mind and spirit too. Far too often, our spiritual health is overlooked, leading to an increase in physical and mental health issues.
Wonky Witchy Wellness offers bespoke complementary healing therapies, helping you to heal in mind, body and soul.
Relax and feel revived with this deeply soothing lymphatic drainage aromatherapy massage.
This treatment will be entirely tailored around you and will leave you feeling rejuvenated 💚
Both magical and healing, tarot serves as a useful tool for guidance, clarity and insight.
If you have found yourself at a crossroads unsure where to turn, we can unpack this together ✨

Why Aromatherapy?
It's so much more than just smelling good... Essential oils penetrate the skin and enter the bloodstream, stimulating specific organs and areas of the body to evoke different effects. They have been used for hundreds of years as a complementary medicine; helping to soothe physical pain, support a clearer mind and manage various unwanted symptoms.
All plants, like humans emit their own unique energetic frequency, as such essential oils are also a key part of many spiritual and magical practices, often used when anointing candles or other tools to enhance a spell's potency and intention.
Some of the many health benefits of essential oils have been listed below.
The fact they smell amazing is just an added bonus!

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Digestion
Sweet Orange when blended with Black Pepper has been known to help soothe the symptoms of IBS. Whilst Fennel can help get things moving again if we're feeling a bit backed up!

Women's Health
PMT, menstruation and menopause all come with their own imbalances and challenges, which vary from one woman to the next. Oils like Neroli, Geranium & Clary Sage have been known to help relieve symptoms and restore balance.
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Fatigue
When struggling to get a good night's sleep, calming Chamomile may help. On the flip side, Grapefruit is incredibly stimulating and can help give us a much needed wake up boost.

Aches & Pains
One of the most common uses of essential oils is to soothe bodily aches and pains through massage. Using oils like Lemongrass, Peppermint and Ginger can help achieve this.

Detoxification
Bergamot can help draw out toxins and give our skin a good cleanse. Eucalyptus can work wonders cleaning out our sinuses, and Juniper can stimulate the brain helping to support a clearer mind.

Stress
Stress and anxiety often come hand in hand. Oils like Lavender, Rose and Jasmine can help our body & mind to unwind.
Essential oils should always be diluted in a carrier substance with the correct quantities to avoid overdosing.
Please be mindful that some essential oils can be dangerous, particularly if you are pregnant or suffer from certain health conditions. They can also be toxic to pets, so it is wise to do your research before using them to ensure your safety and the safety of your fur babies!
Aromatherapy is a complementary therapy and should never be used as a replacement for modern medicine. Always consult a doctor regarding any health concerns you have before treatment.


Intuitive Tarot Readings
I have been reading the tarot for myself and others for five years now. From the moment I held my first deck in my hands, I felt an undeniable power emanating from the cards, like I was about to unlock some kind of long forgotten universal secret.
The tarot has been an objective friend to me through many key milestones, a particularly pivotal one being my divorce. The cards knew what was coming before I did, and they helped give me the strength and validation I needed to navigate through the experience, and the unique challenges that came along with it.
Tarot has served as a sort of spiritual therapy for me, and I wanted to find a way to channel this magic to the collective. If you're at a cross roads, navigating grief, or just seeking some clarity,
I would love to help you.
Testimonials

Chloe Evans - Holistic Healer, Tarot Reader & Wonky Witch

Hello you beautiful soul...
Thank you so much for visiting me here, in my happy place.
I'm a neurodivergent, queer, wellness practitioner and (slightly bonkers) wonky witch from Milton Keynes! I adore animals - especially cats - and getting out in nature. I love to help people heal using the magical energies and gifts of the natural world.
Sometimes life can really get us down, particularly with the pressures in our modern world. Whether you're struggling with pain, addiction, stress, mental health issues, grief, a spiritual block, or even a combination of all these things, I'm here to support you on your healing journey. My complementary therapies and spiritual practices work alongside modern medicine to help you heal in mind, body and soul.
Wonky Witchy Wellness is your magical, holistic guide to falling in love again and again — with yourself, the universe, and all the living things around you.
This is a safe space to celebrate your uniqueness and find peace amidst all the chaos. I combine holistic therapy techniques, with the divine magic of the universe, to create a unique healing experience.
I offer bespoke holistic therapies tailored to your personal needs and budget, helping you feel strong, empowered, and truly at home in your own skin. Happiness and fulfilment should be a right, not a privilege. It's my mission in life to help beautiful souls like you access that.
Are you ready to unlock your magic? I would absolutely love to hear from you. You can contact me by using the 'Enquiries' button below, via social media: Instagram and TikTok or via Email.
Even if you don't feel like talking, you are welcome to stay here as long as you like.
You are not alone 💚
Healing Starts Here
Contact Info
Address
Milton Keynes
Social Media
@wonkywitchywellness